August 14, 2025

TERRA ALTA, WV — This September, 32 allegedly adult men will once again return to the lawless frontier known as Alpine Lake Resort for a four-day golf event so chaotic, so unshaven, and so poorly scored, that it can only be called: Shootout at Alpine Lake Corral.

In this year’s KGB Cup, two captains drew their pistols (clubs) and possibly pulled something in the process.

Greg “Double G” Garrett leads Team Loaded — long off the tee, silent in the face, and destined to either win or black out trying.

Rick “Dosky” Dosky helms Team Chafed — a sweaty brigade of raw inner thighs, bad punchlines, and worse putting.

The format? Modified Ryder Cup-style showdown.

The stakes? Glory. Shame. A shot of something that smells like turpentine.

The venue? Alpine Lake Corral — a fictional Western saloon imagined somewhere between Hole 6 and total liver failure.

There will be grit. There will be groans. There will be eyerolls. There will be at least three pulled hamstrings. Saddle up, boys. Golf season just got weird.

Teams and pairings will be published the morning of Saturday 8/16/25