July 5, 2004

WHEELING, WV — Eric "GStan" Kaniecki shot an impressive 82 at the Ogelbay Palmer Course to win last weekend's qualifier at the 2nd Anniversary of the Kaniecki Nuptial Classic.  This victory gives GStan an exempt tour card, confirming his attendance at September's Golfapalooza VIII.  Other Loozers posting impressive rounds included JT Thomas(89), The Real Stan(91), Clem(89) and Mark Kaniecki(90).  Both the Hammer(121) and Patch(111) were also on the course.  Patch followed a workman-like front-nine of 47 with a Sizetenshoeski-like 64 on the back-nine, which included three double-digit holes.  

Important notes concerning this exclusive event include GStan's performance after only 4 hours of sleep and an extreme hangover.  After a groundbreaking performance towards this year's Squib/Betty Ford Award, GStan laid claim as the reigning King of Cornhole.