July 11, 2011

MALAYSIA — It has recently come to the attention of the Founding Fathers that Aaron "Whitey" White might have to skip GXV.  A recent communication from Whitey seems to have found him in some trouble on a recent trip to Malaysia.  According to Whitey, the situation was "terrible", and that he was in need of $3000. While Whitey did not disclose what the situation might be, speculation amongst the Fathers seemed to focus on an international Corn Hole tournament, and Jim "JT" Thomas was currently being bid in the calcutta.

After checking the Golfapalooza slush fund, the Fathers were able to authorize $28.73 to be wired to Malaysia immediately.

Details to follow regarding how JT and Whitey faired in JT's native land.