August 25, 2005

CHICAGO, IL — Founding Father Brent Kaniecki has a torn MCL and could be forced to withdraw from this year's final major, Golfapalooza IX.

He has deferred all interview requests to his agent, Michael Carin.  "Brent will spend the next 3 weeks in retreat and deep reflection before making a final decision on his status for Golfapalooza.  In the interim, I will be submitting amendments to the G-Looza Charter that both wheelchair beer-pong and wheelchair corhhole become official events of the weekend."